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aureliogonzales:

Who Wants To Play The “How I Met Your Mother Drinking” Game?

One Drink

• Anyone says “Awesome!”
• Robin says “literally”
• Barney says “legendary”
• Barney uses a pickup line
• Barney says “Suit up”
• Barney says, “Classic”
• Lily talks about or is around her kindergartners
• Any intervention
• Any mention of barney’s real father
• Robin says “But um…”
• Any time Ted’s kids are on screen

Two Drinks

• Anyone says “Have you met…” (Ted, Barney, Me, etc.)
• Barney does magic
• Barney makes someone do a high five or fist bump
• Barney says “Ha, please.”
• Barney says “daddy’s home”
• Barney answers his phone and says “Go For Barney.”
• Marshall says “Lawyered!”
• Ted does a voiceover
• There is a flashback
• Any mention of the Fiero
• Marshall sings about anything (except what he’s doing)
• Someone says “I’ll allow it.”
• Anyone mentions Mosbius Designs
• Any mention of Lilly getting pregnant
• Anyone sees a doppleganger

Three Drinks

• Barney says “…—-wait for it—-…”
• Barney says “What up?”
• Barney mentions his blog
• Marshall sings about what he’s doing
• Ted corrects somebody
• Robin mentions something Canadian
• Barney calls himself Ted’s best friend
• Any time a cab/limo driver is called by name
• Barney asks for a prop to complete a gimmick
• Any mention of Punchy
• Ted does something pretentious
• Ranjit says “Hallooooo”… or any other time Ranjit makes a surprise appearance.

Finish Your Drink

• Ted says “How I Met Your Mother”
• Barney rips on Canada
• Any mention of a slap bet
• Telepathic Conversation
• Robin produces a gun
• Ted makes a Star Wars reference
• Marshall plays an instrument to accompany his singing
• Barney falls down

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